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sexy ladys apply here

June 6, 2009

wher hav i ben?! ive ben n a bom cheltur wateng fur peg aids to pass bye stuped! i tuld u that the peg wuld kell u.

i gues i beter start lokeng for a nuw ladee.  dade saed the gurls at abes talle ho hav tu manee krabs to date.  ef u arent a faty u can res-pond tu b mi nue lade

 

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priz wenning peg

March 31, 2009

mi dade saed we hav tu git the peg out weth hur own kend. she es tu dumb tu go to lolle-pop farm wer she b-longs. so she wil b in the specal peg olimpics! she es duing the eateng contes and dumbist peg contest…she will wen! but she neds yur help…donat all yur mony tu help hur hav a gud tim.  i well collect al the $$$$$$$. send et tu mi now! mayb u went tu plac a bet on hur.  gud ided stuped.  i will tak yur bet and mak u $$$$$$$.dunt mak the peg cri lik a ba-bee! bren-ded

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fenaly anuther kewl site

February 4, 2009

hey pepul i have anuther site b-caus i am kewl:  Ninja Warrior   ant jenai’s frend tuld mi et wuz so kewl and made him went tu gruw muscels. dade says we hav tu b nece tu hem so ant jenai wil lev us aloan.  gud ide dade! 

i gut mi dade a nuw tv fur kewl guys. we r made men!!!!! i buter get bac tu mi etilan piza b-for that stuped peg eats et.  ciao!

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vot fur me stupeds!!

November 4, 2008

i herd thut sum other guyz wunt tu b prezidunt.  like HELL!!!!!  onle vot fur ABE or die stupeds!!!

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ha ha!!

October 23, 2008

u owe mi $10 4 lokeng at thes site.  evury tim u com hure pay mi!!!  PAY MI NOW!!!  STUPEDS!

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tis the cson

October 14, 2008

et is tim fur hawkey agin. wel the cenators r #1 agin. y? becuz the r the kewlist guys evrone no’s it!!!  im stil treng tu get rid of the cuben mob.  the r ver trickee.  they cam ohver and had diner weth my dadee.  the tried tu mak al the fud posion but i gav them kung fu!!! stupeds. u meght wondur ef that peg stil livs heer.  she dus!!  and she wont shut up!!!  i put hur tu work pulleng me in a cart al dae.  but she is stuped and go’s tu fast.  ef u no sum one that neds a peg or wood lek tu kill a peg call me on my cell phun.  mi mamee es sick, definatly the cuben mob!!!!

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the cuben mob

October 3, 2008

the cuben mob is tring tu git me!!  furst i went utside weth the peg and i wuz SHOKED!!!  they tryd tu shoot me but i muved lik a ninja!!! thin i herd sum1 tryeng tu com en tu mi room last neght!  the mob wuz tryeng tu get en threw mi dades clothes room.  I wus giveng him the evil eyi when ugle yells “hey evrybodie y es keng macho stareng lek that?”  dunt b stuped ugle or u wel DIE!!!  Tudae i am seting boobie traps tu kil thos cubens!!!

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c u l8tr

September 7, 2008

gues whit hapined? ant jenai and mame went in 2 the bac rom and mesed it al up!!  mi dade es gueng tu brek ther necks n half. i lik mi mames taco but she has 2 die.

mi y-f nevr went n tu my stuf, god rest her sole.  i hav tu go tu al the bars to hav ber becus its saturdae neght!!!!!

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morn ya tel i join ya…

August 24, 2008

ma mamee and dade had tu put the peg tu deth becaus she was so ugle.  tu  bad! she was jus a stuped peg but they dedn’t went tu c her face animor!!  ther gus my drug mule!!!  i hav tu tel evir 1 whit tu do at granmas bcaus they hav no brain cels.

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go ahed then!!

August 20, 2008

a lut of pepel went tu no whet im dueng al the tim.  fine then red my updats stupeds!!! 

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