priz wenning peg

mi dade saed we hav tu git the peg out weth hur own kend. she es tu dumb tu go to lolle-pop farm wer she b-longs. so she wil b in the specal peg olimpics! she es duing the eateng contes and dumbist peg contest…she will wen! but she neds yur help…donat all yur mony tu help hur hav a gud tim.  i well collect al the $$$$$$$. send et tu mi now! mayb u went tu plac a bet on hur.  gud ided stuped.  i will tak yur bet and mak u $$$$$$$.dunt mak the peg cri lik a ba-bee!

the wurst wekind of mi life!!!

ARG!!  mi wekind wuz teribel

FIRST – mi ant jenai put mi in a PINK, BABY’S!, outfit!!  that lade is CRAZEE!!  and she just coms ovr tu mi huse whenevr she wonts!

THEN -mi mamee put mi in the TRUNK! of mi nu car with that pot-peg!!  im suposed tu b dreving stuped!!!  the peg smels lik crabs!!

THEN! -i wint tu get mi snak and they dedn’t hav kool 1′s with fire on them. 

THEN!! -at the snak shup they had clothes 4 fags and mi mamee said i shuld where thim!  LEKE HELL!!!!!!!

THEN! -we wint tu jim whortons and i dedn’t get to go in! i nevr c that guy!  and evr 1 ate all the fud befur i gut it!!

THEN!!! -mi dade saed its thi end of the wekind I DEN’T EVN KNW IT WUZ THE WEKIND!!

what abut now? uglee put mi in a cage 2 in-ches frum that smely, snuring, stepid peg!!! 

i am seling crab rangungs 4 fifte dulars if u went sum.