nurth of the bordeer

i wunt b writeng fur a whil i am guing tu canaduh tu pic up the stan lee cup.  mi dad and mi r guing to beet up the candien polece bcuz they r so stepud and gay.  i thenk i wil du all the driveng so we can get ther in 1 secund.  mi papee sayd “EL MACHO LETS GU 2 THE CANDIEN BALET”  i sayd “WHAT?! u r gueng gay!!!”  but papee tuld mi thats whit candiens cal the boobie bar.  they r so stuped!!  i gues we r gueng 2 b the only tuf guyz ther!! ha ha ha ha ha  i m makeng a water bong out of stans cup.  oh yay!