the wurst wekind of mi life!!!

ARG!!  mi wekind wuz teribel

FIRST – mi ant jenai put mi in a PINK, BABY’S!, outfit!!  that lade is CRAZEE!!  and she just coms ovr tu mi huse whenevr she wonts!

THEN -mi mamee put mi in the TRUNK! of mi nu car with that pot-peg!!  im suposed tu b dreving stuped!!!  the peg smels lik crabs!!

THEN! -i wint tu get mi snak and they dedn’t hav kool 1′s with fire on them. 

THEN!! -at the snak shup they had clothes 4 fags and mi mamee said i shuld where thim!  LEKE HELL!!!!!!!

THEN! -we wint tu jim whortons and i dedn’t get to go in! i nevr c that guy!  and evr 1 ate all the fud befur i gut it!!

THEN!!! -mi dade saed its thi end of the wekind I DEN’T EVN KNW IT WUZ THE WEKIND!!

what abut now? uglee put mi in a cage 2 in-ches frum that smely, snuring, stepid peg!!! 

i am seling crab rangungs 4 fifte dulars if u went sum.

date neight

i wuz guing on a dat with a hot ladee but i got tu stoned.  tu bad fur her!  i am making a lest so i can no my fav rite stuf.

lep stik

pula abdul

itily

good tems that win games

italian met bals

kangel hats

ax the smel stuf

mi dade

Tomaro im getin a snak.  i dedn’t furget abut it.

helo stupeds

im gonig tu git a snak thes wekend.  mi dade es prety cool, he es geting an italin snak for mi.  im going tu breng it tu the bar and Abes Taly Ho.  prety cool huh?  its abut 600 fet lonng!!!! and has flames and beg guns lek mi!! the best theng abut snaks is THEY EAT PIGS!!!