a gud wekend

helo, the weekend wuz gud -very gud for mi.  most enportnly the cenators won and kiled the sayburs!!!!  cenators! cenators! cenators!  thuse guyz r the best numbur 1 guyz!!  ha ha—- 

necxt mi dade sayd we hav tu kil the peg.  she is akteng so dum of corse lek alwayz!!!  but she gav mi dade peg aids!!!  so dade sayd thats et dum peeg u r gueng tu die!!!!  we cud slic hur weth our nenga skils but hur peg aids wud get al ovr. mi mamee and dade r kepeng the huse clen now so we cant du that. we r gueng tu breng hur tu the farm fur retarrded anemels. ha ha stuped peg enjuy ur lef weth whelcher anemels. ha ha—

and i ned adviic abut mi halawen costomb. i hav a lut of partees tu go tu!!  ferst i cud be a cenator the kwelest guyz!!!  but eviry 1 knows i m kwel and sum temes i play on the cenators tem. mabe i cud be a guy-ro-prakter lek mi dade. gud idea abe!!!! jewly wud mak a cute gost. i wil tel hur.

oh man

i dun leke mi ant jenai AT ALL!!  but sum ladee sade bad stuf on her guy “WORKING CLOW”  that esn’t nece becaus she dusen’t hav anytheng to care abut except that.  i m haveng a parte thes weekend ef yu can come.  i am gung tu pee on the stanley cup!  oh mi god!!  can u send mi a newspaper cliping with me in it?  thanks.

what?!

oh mi god! i wuz haveng a gud dae.  the centators riped up the sayburs so gud!  they even wint tu the bar during the game beccuase the are so koool!  i wuz walking arund the house weth my flag shouting “CENATORS! CENATORS!” 

THEN

i went tu buy sum cool stuf fur col people leke me online!!  and saw a peg wering somtheng kool!!  WHAT?! the dun hav brain cells tu b cool!!!  who put the maylach on MI?!  ets war peggy, WAR!!

lets go Cenaturs!!!

i gues mi favorit tem just one the super bowl!!  oh yeah!  i can tel u abut it becuse i wint tu the game weth mi dade.  ferst i wint to those other guys locker rooom and made all thier hoc-e suits pink.  ha ha ha ha! everi 1 thought they are girls!  ha ha ha  Thein the CENATURS cam out 2 the ice with lots of spikes on ther suits and started beting ever 1 up!! there wuz blood everi were!!!  my dad thru a bomb and a milion pink guys frum the sayburs blew up!!! all the Cenaturs gut out ther guns, relly beg ones!!!, and shot all the fans frum the sayburs.  and they made abut 6 milin goals in a row!  and i beat up all the refs and said “GET GLASSES! STUPED!!”  then a lot of hot ladees weth boobies came out and we had fire works!!!  and we had 1 milin bers on top of the dead sayburs.  oh yeh!!!! an we wint tu a comide show and i told mi joks.  CENATURS ARE NUMBER ONE!!