priz wenning peg

mi dade saed we hav tu git the peg out weth hur own kend. she es tu dumb tu go to lolle-pop farm wer she b-longs. so she wil b in the specal peg olimpics! she es duing the eateng contes and dumbist peg contest…she will wen! but she neds yur help…donat all yur mony tu help hur hav a gud tim.  i well collect al the $$$$$$$. send et tu mi now! mayb u went tu plac a bet on hur.  gud ided stuped.  i will tak yur bet and mak u $$$$$$$.dunt mak the peg cri lik a ba-bee!

a gud wekend

helo, the weekend wuz gud -very gud for mi.  most enportnly the cenators won and kiled the sayburs!!!!  cenators! cenators! cenators!  thuse guyz r the best numbur 1 guyz!!  ha ha—- 

necxt mi dade sayd we hav tu kil the peg.  she is akteng so dum of corse lek alwayz!!!  but she gav mi dade peg aids!!!  so dade sayd thats et dum peeg u r gueng tu die!!!!  we cud slic hur weth our nenga skils but hur peg aids wud get al ovr. mi mamee and dade r kepeng the huse clen now so we cant du that. we r gueng tu breng hur tu the farm fur retarrded anemels. ha ha stuped peg enjuy ur lef weth whelcher anemels. ha ha—

and i ned adviic abut mi halawen costomb. i hav a lut of partees tu go tu!!  ferst i cud be a cenator the kwelest guyz!!!  but eviry 1 knows i m kwel and sum temes i play on the cenators tem. mabe i cud be a guy-ro-prakter lek mi dade. gud idea abe!!!! jewly wud mak a cute gost. i wil tel hur.

mens wurk

i gues a lut of peple are stuped. i c men duing womens wurk al the tim!!  winmen r supused tu clen all thee huse and wash the deshes and fed that peg and luk beutiful.  men hav tu left al the hevy stuf and smoke al the sigars and eat hot coked meels!!!  stuped wumen!!!!  gud theng i gut so pumped up thes sumer becuse now i am useng my muscels tu plae hokey.  hokey es mens wurk tu.  no pegs or gurls plae hokey.  mi dade an i luv the fal leavs. y dunt u go lok at the levs n the car weth ur mamee and pappee?

thes letle peg went tu HELL

god damn et!!!  why duesnt aneone listen tu me?  i cant be trap up weth that peg all dae!!  I m guing tu kell her!! 

peg: ABEY, …ABEY, …ABEY, …ABEY, …ABEY

elmacho: what the hell du u want?

peg: HI ABE!     I LIKE MEEETY!   WERES MY MOMY?  IM A BEG FAT BABY!

elmacho: shut up, i am takeng car of mi busness stuped blubber whal!!!!

peg: OK ABE, I LOVE YOU ABEY!!

elmacho: that es DISGUSTENG!

peg: OK ABEY!  I LOVE MEEETY  I KNOW A SONG    WERE ES MY DEBEL?   I LIKE PNUT BUTER!  HI ABE  WHIT IS YUR BUSNES ABE? 

elmacho:  wil u SHUT UP AND GO TU HELL!!!  acutely du you wint tu be a drug mule?

peg: OK ABEY!!

elmacho: finale u r good fur somthing!  then im sending u tu see al your frends at lolypop

peg: YEAH!!  I M GOOD GIRL!!!  I LOVE U ABE

elmacho: of course u du babe….

vakshun

i wint on vakshun lest wek to mi bruther spiks hous.  he es duing gud.  we had meetbals, the macaroni, pizza and italin bred. ets not ez keping yur guns pumped.  also we had tu KICK EVRONES BUTT!!!  spik es a ninga and he killed evryon weth a kick tu the brain!!!!  i smoked 6 cigirets and punched two buses in tu the air.  everone died.  then we wint to a bar and had so miny bers.  spik is guing tu tak car of mi peg problim! ha ha ha  im a made man so i kant du et, tu risky!!

 

ask abe

did u evr go tu mi favrit websit?  wel 1 of mi favorits!! ha ha ha  this guy is so funny!! so i shud let u ask mi sum questens becase u dun’t no what tu do!!!   sum peple aready cent sum in.

 HELO MESTR AB U R VERI CUL AND NICE.  MI HOUS ES INFECTED WETH PEGS, HELP ME!!!

ok stuped, first get a gun and kil the pegs!!!  stuped frut!

what?!

oh mi god! i wuz haveng a gud dae.  the centators riped up the sayburs so gud!  they even wint tu the bar during the game beccuase the are so koool!  i wuz walking arund the house weth my flag shouting “CENATORS! CENATORS!” 

THEN

i went tu buy sum cool stuf fur col people leke me online!!  and saw a peg wering somtheng kool!!  WHAT?! the dun hav brain cells tu b cool!!!  who put the maylach on MI?!  ets war peggy, WAR!!

the wurst wekind of mi life!!!

ARG!!  mi wekind wuz teribel

FIRST – mi ant jenai put mi in a PINK, BABY’S!, outfit!!  that lade is CRAZEE!!  and she just coms ovr tu mi huse whenevr she wonts!

THEN -mi mamee put mi in the TRUNK! of mi nu car with that pot-peg!!  im suposed tu b dreving stuped!!!  the peg smels lik crabs!!

THEN! -i wint tu get mi snak and they dedn’t hav kool 1′s with fire on them. 

THEN!! -at the snak shup they had clothes 4 fags and mi mamee said i shuld where thim!  LEKE HELL!!!!!!!

THEN! -we wint tu jim whortons and i dedn’t get to go in! i nevr c that guy!  and evr 1 ate all the fud befur i gut it!!

THEN!!! -mi dade saed its thi end of the wekind I DEN’T EVN KNW IT WUZ THE WEKIND!!

what abut now? uglee put mi in a cage 2 in-ches frum that smely, snuring, stepid peg!!! 

i am seling crab rangungs 4 fifte dulars if u went sum.