mens wurk

i gues a lut of peple are stuped. i c men duing womens wurk al the tim!!  winmen r supused tu clen all thee huse and wash the deshes and fed that peg and luk beutiful.  men hav tu left al the hevy stuf and smoke al the sigars and eat hot coked meels!!!  stuped wumen!!!!  gud theng i gut so pumped up thes sumer becuse now i am useng my muscels tu plae hokey.  hokey es mens wurk tu.  no pegs or gurls plae hokey.  mi dade an i luv the fal leavs. y dunt u go lok at the levs n the car weth ur mamee and pappee?

olimpecs

thur r sum sports hapeng reght now.  a lut of guz frum the wurld r treng 2 beat mi, ha ha gud luk stuped.  i dunt du ane gay sports lek jumpeng on a beam!!!  i hav 900 guld medls becus i am numbur 1!!!!  i cun run the fastest and shot the must guz in a row.  tudae i am gueng tu kung fu evry 1 at once tu sav tim.  suckers!!!  i am gueng to play bassket bal on ice!!!  CENATURS R #1!!  Ha ha!  hav tu go tim fur anuther tatoo…

ganstur grocer

helo stepuds! i went tu the stor last nite weth mi maaaame.  she es tu slow tu pic out gud fud 4 tuff guys!!! i only eat etailian fud, like pitza, mufins, the pasta.  i left so much wait al day i hav tu eat!!  wel my mamee asked mi tu sit in the drivers seat of the cart and tel hur what i wanted.  thin i started driveng su fast no one culd kep up and i mad so miny sked marks en the stor. then a guy frum the blods kame up to mi mamee and sazed ‘YOU ARE GUING TU HEL RITE NOW!’ i wuz geting out mi nunchuks tu mak hem intu DUST!!!  but mamee poped hur boil en his i and it sprayed evrywher and evry 1 died .  then i nunchuked boil juice ontu a pac of pegs and they cryed lik babys!!!!  i had tu driv mi mamee hum bcaus she wuz tu scard to deth!!  mi dade sayzed he herd mi kickeng evryones but!!!  ha ha ha ha ha  he mad me a wed cigaret fur helpeng mamee tu shop.

vakshun

i wint on vakshun lest wek to mi bruther spiks hous.  he es duing gud.  we had meetbals, the macaroni, pizza and italin bred. ets not ez keping yur guns pumped.  also we had tu KICK EVRONES BUTT!!!  spik es a ninga and he killed evryon weth a kick tu the brain!!!!  i smoked 6 cigirets and punched two buses in tu the air.  everone died.  then we wint to a bar and had so miny bers.  spik is guing tu tak car of mi peg problim! ha ha ha  im a made man so i kant du et, tu risky!!

 

takeng car of biznes

im bac at the wait bench.  gut tu tak car of the guns!!  reght now im lifting abut 600 pounds weth 1 hand.  oh yeh, no problim!!  i gues i am guing to put on my joging sute and run a cuple hundrid myles too.  thats what boxers du.  weve and bob!!  oh yeh.  som 1 arund here beter get mi a protein drenk!  beter post a befor pic to trac mi progres. oh yeh!