a gud wekend

helo, the weekend wuz gud -very gud for mi.  most enportnly the cenators won and kiled the sayburs!!!!  cenators! cenators! cenators!  thuse guyz r the best numbur 1 guyz!!  ha ha—- 

necxt mi dade sayd we hav tu kil the peg.  she is akteng so dum of corse lek alwayz!!!  but she gav mi dade peg aids!!!  so dade sayd thats et dum peeg u r gueng tu die!!!!  we cud slic hur weth our nenga skils but hur peg aids wud get al ovr. mi mamee and dade r kepeng the huse clen now so we cant du that. we r gueng tu breng hur tu the farm fur retarrded anemels. ha ha stuped peg enjuy ur lef weth whelcher anemels. ha ha—

and i ned adviic abut mi halawen costomb. i hav a lut of partees tu go tu!!  ferst i cud be a cenator the kwelest guyz!!!  but eviry 1 knows i m kwel and sum temes i play on the cenators tem. mabe i cud be a guy-ro-prakter lek mi dade. gud idea abe!!!! jewly wud mak a cute gost. i wil tel hur.

ha ha!!

u owe mi $10 4 lokeng at thes site.  evury tim u com hure pay mi!!!  PAY MI NOW!!!  STUPEDS!

mens wurk

i gues a lut of peple are stuped. i c men duing womens wurk al the tim!!  winmen r supused tu clen all thee huse and wash the deshes and fed that peg and luk beutiful.  men hav tu left al the hevy stuf and smoke al the sigars and eat hot coked meels!!!  stuped wumen!!!!  gud theng i gut so pumped up thes sumer becuse now i am useng my muscels tu plae hokey.  hokey es mens wurk tu.  no pegs or gurls plae hokey.  mi dade an i luv the fal leavs. y dunt u go lok at the levs n the car weth ur mamee and pappee?

tis the cson

et is tim fur hawkey agin. wel the cenators r #1 agin. y? becuz the r the kewlist guys evrone no’s it!!!  im stil treng tu get rid of the cuben mob.  the r ver trickee.  they cam ohver and had diner weth my dadee.  the tried tu mak al the fud posion but i gav them kung fu!!! stupeds. u meght wondur ef that peg stil livs heer.  she dus!!  and she wont shut up!!!  i put hur tu work pulleng me in a cart al dae.  but she is stuped and go’s tu fast.  ef u no sum one that neds a peg or wood lek tu kill a peg call me on my cell phun.  mi mamee es sick, definatly the cuben mob!!!!

the cuben mob

the cuben mob is tring tu git me!!  furst i went utside weth the peg and i wuz SHOKED!!!  they tryd tu shoot me but i muved lik a ninja!!! thin i herd sum1 tryeng tu com en tu mi room last neght!  the mob wuz tryeng tu get en threw mi dades clothes room.  I wus giveng him the evil eyi when ugle yells “hey evrybodie y es keng macho stareng lek that?”  dunt b stuped ugle or u wel DIE!!!  Tudae i am seting boobie traps tu kil thos cubens!!!