Archive for August, 2008

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morn ya tel i join ya…

August 24, 2008

ma mamee and dade had tu put the peg tu deth becaus she was so ugle.  tu  bad! she was jus a stuped peg but they dedn’t went tu c her face animor!!  ther gus my drug mule!!!  i hav tu tel evir 1 whit tu do at granmas bcaus they hav no brain cels.

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go ahed then!!

August 20, 2008

a lut of pepel went tu no whet im dueng al the tim.  fine then red my updats stupeds!!! 

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HIPY BERTHDAE MAAAAAMMMMEEE

August 19, 2008

ant jenai just caled tu tel mi ets maaaaameees berthdae.  she es prety nece sumtimes so HIPY BERTHDAE U WARM TACO!

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olimpecs

August 13, 2008

thur r sum sports hapeng reght now.  a lut of guz frum the wurld r treng 2 beat mi, ha ha gud luk stuped.  i dunt du ane gay sports lek jumpeng on a beam!!!  i hav 900 guld medls becus i am numbur 1!!!!  i cun run the fastest and shot the must guz in a row.  tudae i am gueng tu kung fu evry 1 at once tu sav tim.  suckers!!!  i am gueng to play bassket bal on ice!!!  CENATURS R #1!!  Ha ha!  hav tu go tim fur anuther tatoo…

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mi vacashen!

August 11, 2008

i gues u went tu kno where i went. wel i wuz on vacashen stuped!! first i went tu the gerzy shor.  mi dade and i tuk our motorbiks down ther an gut ther in 2 seconds!! oh yeh! furst i had tu get to the booby bar -oh yeh.  the babes were hot!! sorry ladees i cant du u all!  ha ha!!!!  then we used guns tu shot everybody dead.  i had mi rag top down so mi hair can blow!!! 

dade saed we had 2 buy evry 1 a geft.  oh god!!!  ha ha ha!!  so we went tu all the expensiv sturs and gut sum nice kangal hats.  i went tu the cascino and won $$$$$$$$ playeng histaks scrabel.  ha ha ha!  i cant help kung fueng a lot of peple to deth.  im et hum now but i am gueng on vacashen agen in mi privet jet tu a col plac weth col guyz!!!

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