helo stepuds! i went tu the stor last nite weth mi maaaame. she es tu slow tu pic out gud fud 4 tuff guys!!! i only eat etailian fud, like pitza, mufins, the pasta. i left so much wait al day i hav tu eat!! wel my mamee asked mi tu sit in the drivers seat of the cart and tel hur what i wanted. thin i started driveng su fast no one culd kep up and i mad so miny sked marks en the stor. then a guy frum the blods kame up to mi mamee and sazed ‘YOU ARE GUING TU HEL RITE NOW!’ i wuz geting out mi nunchuks tu mak hem intu DUST!!! but mamee poped hur boil en his i and it sprayed evrywher and evry 1 died . then i nunchuked boil juice ontu a pac of pegs and they cryed lik babys!!!! i had tu driv mi mamee hum bcaus she wuz tu scard to deth!! mi dade sayzed he herd mi kickeng evryones but!!! ha ha ha ha ha he mad me a wed cigaret fur helpeng mamee tu shop.
Archive for May, 2008
maaaamaaee!
May 13, 2008mi mamae has a boy-el!!! she gut et frum al the hocky stres. ets gud fur mi becus she ken git mi so muc medical weed!!!!!!! boy-els r seris diseas tu get a lut of pepel die becuse they ate boy-els ensted of ther fud.
i gut tu mak her fell beter so im guing tu mak her a wal hangeng of hur favrit hocky guy…MI!!
mi dade
May 5, 2008did u evr meat mi dade? he is complitly COOL!!!! I wrot a rap abut hem. dun’t steel it or u wil be in a chok hold!!!!! tu deth!!!
mi dade is a number 1 tuff guy
throweng down a slic of pie
he go’s to a club for ber
and make the ladees cher
dadee dusn’t lek stuped pegs
his muscles r so BIG!!!
he is a numbur 1 cag feghter
and he will kil all faggs tu death
this guy can drenk 15 bers in 1 minute
he dances tu the limt!!!
when wii gu tu the gersy shor
he pecks up sexee babes all night
mi pape has a warm taco
we r best frends and kol guys 4 life!!
