Archive for March, 2008
March 31, 2008
did u evr go tu mi favrit websit? wel 1 of mi favorits!! ha ha ha this guy is so funny!! so i shud let u ask mi sum questens becase u dun’t no what tu do!!! sum peple aready cent sum in.
HELO MESTR AB U R VERI CUL AND NICE. MI HOUS ES INFECTED WETH PEGS, HELP ME!!!
ok stuped, first get a gun and kil the pegs!!! stuped frut!
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March 28, 2008
i ned thes!!! but i could nevr tak et off. oh man!
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March 26, 2008
oh mi god! i wuz haveng a gud dae. the centators riped up the sayburs so gud! they even wint tu the bar during the game beccuase the are so koool! i wuz walking arund the house weth my flag shouting “CENATORS! CENATORS!”
THEN
i went tu buy sum cool stuf fur col people leke me online!! and saw a peg wering somtheng kool!! WHAT?! the dun hav brain cells tu b cool!!! who put the maylach on MI?! ets war peggy, WAR!!

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March 24, 2008
ill tel u abut my wekend latr, im tu stoned reght nuw.

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March 18, 2008
thengs r loking up 4 ur man abey-abe! thes tuf guyz who cud bet up a lut of pepel wrote a song abut mi!!!!
BUY MI SONG!

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March 17, 2008
ARG!! mi wekind wuz teribel
FIRST – mi ant jenai put mi in a PINK, BABY’S!, outfit!! that lade is CRAZEE!! and she just coms ovr tu mi huse whenevr she wonts!
THEN -mi mamee put mi in the TRUNK! of mi nu car with that pot-peg!! im suposed tu b dreving stuped!!! the peg smels lik crabs!!
THEN! -i wint tu get mi snak and they dedn’t hav kool 1’s with fire on them.
THEN!! -at the snak shup they had clothes 4 fags and mi mamee said i shuld where thim! LEKE HELL!!!!!!!
THEN! -we wint tu jim whortons and i dedn’t get to go in! i nevr c that guy! and evr 1 ate all the fud befur i gut it!!
THEN!!! -mi dade saed its thi end of the wekind I DEN’T EVN KNW IT WUZ THE WEKIND!!
what abut now? uglee put mi in a cage 2 in-ches frum that smely, snuring, stepid peg!!!
i am seling crab rangungs 4 fifte dulars if u went sum.
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March 15, 2008
i gues mi favorit tem just one the super bowl!! oh yeah! i can tel u abut it becuse i wint tu the game weth mi dade. ferst i wint to those other guys locker rooom and made all thier hoc-e suits pink. ha ha ha ha! everi 1 thought they are girls! ha ha ha Thein the CENATURS cam out 2 the ice with lots of spikes on ther suits and started beting ever 1 up!! there wuz blood everi were!!! my dad thru a bomb and a milion pink guys frum the sayburs blew up!!! all the Cenaturs gut out ther guns, relly beg ones!!!, and shot all the fans frum the sayburs. and they made abut 6 milin goals in a row! and i beat up all the refs and said “GET GLASSES! STUPED!!” then a lot of hot ladees weth boobies came out and we had fire works!!! and we had 1 milin bers on top of the dead sayburs. oh yeh!!!! an we wint tu a comide show and i told mi joks. CENATURS ARE NUMBER ONE!!


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March 11, 2008
im bac at the wait bench. gut tu tak car of the guns!! reght now im lifting abut 600 pounds weth 1 hand. oh yeh, no problim!! i gues i am guing to put on my joging sute and run a cuple hundrid myles too. thats what boxers du. weve and bob!! oh yeh. som 1 arund here beter get mi a protein drenk! beter post a befor pic to trac mi progres. oh yeh!

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March 9, 2008
i wuz guing on a dat with a hot ladee but i got tu stoned. tu bad fur her! i am making a lest so i can no my fav rite stuf.
lep stik
pula abdul
itily
good tems that win games
italian met bals
kangel hats
ax the smel stuf
mi dade
Tomaro im getin a snak. i dedn’t furget abut it.

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March 7, 2008
im gonig tu git a snak thes wekend. mi dade es prety cool, he es geting an italin snak for mi. im going tu breng it tu the bar and Abes Taly Ho. prety cool huh? its abut 600 fet lonng!!!! and has flames and beg guns lek mi!! the best theng abut snaks is THEY EAT PIGS!!!

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